Thursday, March 26, 2009

UofAbomination?

The UofA must be a wicked school... because we're always getting called to repentance. Today we had the wife of Brother Jed (<--#4 on this post) come speak to us. She talked about how she used to be a "Feminazi" back in the day when she first met her husband. [In fact it was she who first asked him out on a date--how atrocious!] But she has since changed her ways and today sported a t-shirt with "feminazis" on the front.
And then she talked about the evils of designer jeans... "Do you know what deeeee-ziner jeans ARE deee-ZINed fooor??? ... ... ... ... Luuuuuuuuuuust!" It was all very dramatic... especially the visual aide of her ankle-length skirt. I will make sure to rid myself of all potentially lustful jeans when I go home tonight.

7 comments:

Nathan and Aubrey said...

Yeah, everyone should wear Mom Jeans from Lee. Is that Brother Jed in the front row with the Rastafarian hat?

Allison said...

I want Brother Jed to come to Tempe!
Instead I'm stuck with choice others screaming out at those passing by.

Colton said...

You forgot about the LGBTQ angels standing watch over the whole thing with their polyvinyl-chloride and linen wings.

TexasTwinsTwice said...

WHOA--what an experience you're having at school. Looking forward to graduation yet? ;-)

Joe said...

There was a guy who used to come to my high school, park his car across the street, and yell at us and tell us we were going to burn in hell for wearing pink t-shirts (he also was the chess coach before he got fired for coming to school drunk)

:)

Brenna said...

wow! what a fun thing to witness! lol

The Gavin Parents said...

Brother Jed is even on Wikipedia! And they mentioned UofA: He can't believe there are still any whorehouses there because the co-eds give it away for free!