Monday, August 6, 2012

Recent Google Searches

In no particular order...
  • Good running trails in Provo
  • How to take care of wood flooring
  • Target Provo, UT
  • Why is there no Target in Provo? (Google has no good answer to this)
  • How to find an escaped hamster in your house
  • I sent in an application, should I call about scheduling an interview? (FYI: No.)
  • How long does it take to get used to higher altitude when running?
  • How to properly mount a closet rod (let's just say a devastating event occurred the moment I hung up the **last** shirt after unpacking)
  • Where is the nearest Taco Bell/grocery store/gas station/DI/Redbox/etc. to me?
In other news, after 2 Sundays in our new ward they realigned the boundaries and put us in a different ward. I thought it was bad I had to pass two churches on the way to our building. On the way to our new ward we pass five, including our previous building. Heyyy Utah.

And now, here is a pic of Joseph capturing the escape-artist currently known as Muscle-Truck:
(Muscle-Truck is our hamster, I don't think I've introduced her on the blog. She was Joseph's valentine's day present. More recently she has just been a nuisance)


Allison said...

I pretty much stopped reading after "No Target." That is one of the most offensive things I've read in awhile. No Target?!?

Paige said...

Don't get me started.

Provo doesn't even have a Walmart. I mean, come on, even WINSLOW has a Walmart! What. the. heck.

Ciacci said...

You are hilarious! I can't believe there is no Target in Provo. That is wrong. I miss you guys so much! The ward is NOT the same without you. Dog lady says hi. xoxo

janae said...

This was such a clever way to give an update. I think I'm going to log it away for future posts. Love it!

Kell Bjorn said...

I looooooooove that you named the hamster Muscle-Truck!! (Joe's idea I'm sure)

Colton said...

Even Winslow has a Wal*Mart...haha. I also love that you're searching for Taco Bells. Classic Paige.

mjm said...

passing 5 church buildings to get to church? whoa